reallyfriendlyblackhottie:

greed:

yuu-ung:

Probably one of the best tweets I’ve ever come across tbh.

SLAYED


OH MY FUCKING GOD

thatenglishmajorquestion:

"what are you going to do with a degree in english?" i got 99 problems but at least none are math mkay

(via journaling-junkie)

what i actually said: i forgot
what my parents heard: i hate you and i am determined to fail at life, go to prison, and bring dishonor to this family. i care about nothing except my computer and tv shows and you can just go burn in hell for all i care. also i'm pregnant.
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